October 2010
5 posts
Someone did remember my birthday...
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Conversation on a Friday Night
Very Nice Young Gentleman: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: What am I going to do with one of those? Marry it? I'm good.
September 2010
5 posts
and some other things... →
Things I want for my 30th birthday...just sayin' →
August 2010
5 posts
WatchThe best feature on my new laptop.
Things I Want to Punch Today:
1. The dumb hipster in the yellow windbreaker and gold shoes smoking a cigar while walking in front of me. Really, dick, a cigar? Aren’t you fucking cutting edge.
2. The MTA. Usually, unlike others, I feel deep love. But not today when I had a heavy as shit bag to carry and the R wasn’t running.
The Walking Dead premeirs on AMC this October! →
Soooo balls to the wall excited! I totally fell in love/obsession with this graphic novel and I am super excited to see how it translates to TV.
June 2010
3 posts
“You’re in love with love, and love is not in your control.”
– Rumi
May 2010
24 posts
A New Subway Map for New York →
Excited for the new subway map! I heart maps!
perpetua:
Kanye West “Power” I think that in...
My 10:15 a.m. Interview
(After 3 Minutes)
Me: Why do you want to work for our organization?
Interviewee (still wearing her backpack): Because I need a job, but I don't think I'm going to take this job.
Me: Well great, but the job hasn't actually been offered to you.
(End Scene)
Juan on Middlesex (the book)
“It’s about incest….but not in a bad way.”
South Side Expansion - I love my neighboorhood! →
Now I have a nice little pastry shop on my way to the train - Margo. I haven’t stopped in yet, but will report back when i do.
I can't decide what's worse
Marmaduke, Sex & the City 2 or Transition Lenses
“I’m going to start a response blog called 16 year old boys who look like...”
Thursday is the new Friday but I’ve taken a...
Melissa hearts Rhinos →
A Friday Night Had
Random Guy on the Dance Floor wearing a Thug Life T-Shirt:
Do you want to see a video of a dog sucking himself off?
Kim: No.
Text Message Break Up - Ouch!! →
“I can’t be in a relationship with someone less cultured than I am. I really thought you were more worldly.”
via free williamsburg
On a Scale of 1 to Cheat, Where Does this Guy...
Subtitle: Surveying personal attraction to the modern American male
I’ve been on two different dates now with two different gentlemen, where the man has taken a call from his mother in the middle of dinner. The first time this happened, I thought it was odd, but shrugged it off as an interesting idiosyncratic quality (or perhaps I was reaching). The second time though, I began to wonder if it had...
melissa v. the semi attractive cater waiter
Me: So do you like Party Down?
Semi Attractive Cater Waiter (SACW): Yeah I like to party.
Me: No, the TV show.
SACW: Never seen it.
Me: Oh (long pause). Is there any more shrimp dip?
(Melissa turns and exits stage right.)
Nothing this exciting happened to me last night...
(917): did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night? (914): you mean faeutihaers? via texts from last night
April 2010
26 posts
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The Breslin →
I really want to go to the Breslin for an over priced breakfast before work one morning. I just haven’t gotten up the gumption yet. I’m putting this on my list of things to do before I die, so I ensure it happens.
Anyone else want to join me for an $18 egg and cheese sandwich?
Lil' Wayne's Prison Blog →
Has a count down clock - only 187 days till Weezy comes home!
“I work out a lot because it helps pass the time. I read the Bible everyday. Jail didn’t make me find God, He’s always been there. They can lock me up, but my spirit and my love can never be confined to prison walls.”
“I don’t believe in missed connections. I believe in making connections.”
– Best train pick up line ever! Go ahead and use it. Let me know if you have any success.
I'm into blondes this week...
if you haven’t already noticed from all the photos and videos I’ve posted.
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